"It is the purrrest, most chemically sound methamphetamine on the market, anywhere." #BreakingBad
Each level of the #MFA parking garage is named after an artist. So what better place for a Van to Gogh? #GetOnMyLevel (at Museum of Fine Arts)
Feeling pretty cheerful considering I’m down in the dumps.
Treated myself to an e-clair.
Call the exterminator!! We got a mouse in the cheese drawer!
I hate to play devil’s advocate but these pies don’t look very “whole” to me.
That hamburger is so red it’s like the SparkNotes for To Kill A Mockingbird.
Knick-knack paddywhack, give the frog a loan.
I’m an inkling pensive write now.
I smashed my jar into the fridge. #IDONTCARE