Thyme flies when you’re having a food fight in Ina Garten’s kitchen.
"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could…Tomorrow is a nude day."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a dam."
-Lovers’ quarrel between beavers
For all intensive porpoises…
*buoys boat shoes on sail*
"Grammatically speaking, it really should be myPhone, Steve."
-Steve Jobs’ not famous English professor
"Omelette you finish."
-Kanye at Sunday brunch
"🎶Give Peas a Chance🎶"
-John Lennon spoon feeding a violently picky infant
My watchdog has ticks.
The first date is always bizarre because it’s like “what an awkwardly oblong, fleshy fruit this is.”
I knew he was the Juan for me when the online Dominos Tacker indicated he was assembling my pineapple pizza.
Pitch Perfect is NOT an instructional camping video.
A Cairopractor cracks backs in Egypt.
Even the moon waxes its curvaceous celestial body regularly.