I Have Always Got A Pun In The Oven

Call Me Butter, Because I'm On A Roll
"It is the purrrest, most chemically sound methamphetamine on the market, anywhere." #BreakingBad

"It is the purrrest, most chemically sound methamphetamine on the market, anywhere." #BreakingBad

Each level of the #MFA parking garage is named after an artist. So what better place for a Van to Gogh? #GetOnMyLevel (at Museum of Fine Arts)

Each level of the #MFA parking garage is named after an artist. So what better place for a Van to Gogh? #GetOnMyLevel (at Museum of Fine Arts)

Feeling pretty cheerful considering I’m down in the dumps.

Feeling pretty cheerful considering I’m down in the dumps.

Treated myself to an e-clair.

Treated myself to an e-clair.

Call the exterminator!! We got a mouse in the cheese drawer!

Call the exterminator!! We got a mouse in the cheese drawer!

I hate to play devil’s advocate but these pies don’t look very “whole” to me.

I hate to play devil’s advocate but these pies don’t look very “whole” to me.

That hamburger is so red it’s like the SparkNotes for To Kill A Mockingbird.

That hamburger is so red it’s like the SparkNotes for To Kill A Mockingbird.

Knick-knack paddywhack, give the frog a loan.

Knick-knack paddywhack, give the frog a loan.

I’m an inkling pensive write now.

I’m an inkling pensive write now.

I smashed my jar into the fridge. #IDONTCARE

I smashed my jar into the fridge. #IDONTCARE